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1919 Yearbook

1919 Yearbook

Title

1919 Yearbook

Description

The following letter was opened by mistake, and was found so true to
life that it must herewith be printed:
Blackhawk Hotel, Davenport, Iowa, 1-23-19.
Mr. Joseph Mack,
St. Ambrose College.
Dear Mr. Mack:
I know that I am imposing on your sterling reputation by writing to
you before we have been properly introduced, and hope that you will pardon
this unconventional manner of introducing myself. I saw you on the street
today and, on inquiring, received your name and address, and resolved to
write to you.
I want you to portray the character of a backwoodsman in my new picture, "The Outlaw's Bride." As soon as I saw you this afternoon I realized
that you were thoroughly competent and entirely fitting for the role I have
chosen lor you, and hope that you will consider this matter in a favorable
light.
Your compensation will be about twenty dollars, with all expenses paid
by me. I will be staying at the above mentioned hotel for the next week or
two, and hoping to receive a favorable reply in the near future, I beg to subscribe myself, Your friend and admirer,
Mary Pickford.
DONATED TO BEVO
There was a young fellow, who thought he was wise; he thought he was
one of these real tough guys. So with a cob pipe, on a corner he stood. He
smoked stale tobacco, and inhaled when he could.
He stood there quite long and the grave passerby, gazed on this villain
with contemptuous eye. Along came a prefect, a jolly good fellow; he
gazed at the culprit and then he did bellow:
"Take that vile pipe out of your jaw, for by smoking that pipe you
break S. A. C. law."
With one last drag the culprit obeyed; then went his way quite undismayed. Ijt's the same old story, he thought he was wise, he thought he was
one of those real tough guys; but now he has found that he wasn't so wise,
nor was he as tough as some toughguys.

Date

1919

Rights

St. Ambrose University, 518 W. Locust St., Davenport, IA 52803

Identifier

http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/4653