B. A. (D.) Ways
This young man is Edward Aloysius
Cone. His home is in Clinton, but he
is at present a patient at St. Ambrose
College. He is five feet tall, weighs 98
pounds, and is a brunette. We, the
class of 1919, elected him president of
Raymond Ambrose Kinnavey is the
guy that put the "Taurus" in "Taurus
semper est vobiscum." He is so small
that we were unable to obtain physical
statistics of him. However, he is a
bright boy and gives many "bright"
answers in class. His hair is a…
Fr. Hauber—Mr. Wagner, can you tell us anything about the spinal
Dutch—The spinal column is a long wavy line. I sit on one end and
my head sits on the other.
YOU'RE RIGHT, AL
Fitz (cutting hair)-—You sure got a rotten haircut…
Ye Ballade of Ye Bell
A brazen rusty bell does ring;
We hear it everywhere.
Its raucous-throated shoutings bring
Cold shivers to the air.
Its wailing saddens all that's fair
With grief no pen can tell;
It has of Hades' gifts a share
That brazen rusty…
Young Miss Springer—Awfully nice of you Mr. Rooster, to bring me
such a nice beautiful worm, but father doesn't allow me to accept any useful gifts.
I First Aggie—Where did that hen come from?
Second Aggie—From an…
NEGROES UNLOADING COAL AT MIDNI1HT
• Lanam (after seeing Doc Moore's name on the smoker wall)—I know
some Moore's down at Keokuk.
Doc—Where do they live?
Lanam—I don't know where they live, but they are the ones that belong
Among the many fellows of St. Ambrose there exists (I should say
vegetates) a society called the Manning Club, and it sure is some society.
Composed of the Philosophers it thinks that it can put it all over; the other
guys, but I'm here…