NEGROES UNLOADING COAL AT MIDNI1HT
• Lanam (after seeing Doc Moore's name on the smoker wall)—I know
some Moore's down at Keokuk.
Doc—Where do they live?
Lanam—I don't know where they live, but they are the ones that belong
Among the many fellows of St. Ambrose there exists (I should say
vegetates) a society called the Manning Club, and it sure is some society.
Composed of the Philosophers it thinks that it can put it all over; the other
guys, but I'm here…
Wanted—A few liberty bonds that were stolen from me. Please send
name and address with the bonds and obtain a suitable reward. Address
J. J. Collins, St. Ambrose College.
Wanted—Xenophon pony. Will pay a good price for the right…
Cody and Ed.
Look at the tender and loving faces of these
two. Can you not imagine the Platonic friendship that binds them together? Of course it
was love at first sight. I will describe their
first meeting. They gazed on each other for
HIS OWN GRANDPA
I married a widow, who had a grown daughter. My father visited our
house very often and fell in love with my step-daughter Mid married her.
So my father became my son-in-law and my step-daughter my mother, because she was my father's…
Have you a perplexing love affair in which you
need the counsel of a friend? Write to lma
Jane, care of the Ambrosian. If you wish a personal reply send a stamped, addressed envelope.
John G.—Why, I am surprised at you, John. If Mary…
Tues. 10—School reopens.
Wed. 11—Classes supposed to have started.
Thurs. 12—Several "profs" more, among them
Professor Overberg of the geographical department, and Dean Collins of the school of
vocal expression. Doc.…
Sat. 28—Eugene Fitzpatrick comes all the way
from Arlington, 111., unaccompanied by parents.
Sun. 29—New ruling for Davenport boys in Philosophy. Hereafter, when home on Sunday they
must be back for benediction. Ziggy's cassock
arrives. Al Cone…