Pieffer : I can't see where that screw got to no more!
Sinnott : Through with the Tribune yet?
G. Watters : Anybody fixed the fire yet?
The Pres.: Let's see, what's your name?
M. D.: If this isn't stopped more stringent measures will…
As I Was Cap
Professor : "Garvey, you ought to have your face slapped."
Garvey : "Maybe so, but I'll try my best to get along without it."
"What's the idea? Just because that bird is the basket ball captain, does he think
Maloney answered the door bell and the visitor asked : : "Do you happen to be one
of the professors?"
Barnes' pet expression : KIN-E-GO-TO-A-SHOW?
"T. Lew," said a "boob", "will be a great doctor some day."
"Why?" said another…
V. Costello went into L. Boyle's room and saw Leonard using a Latin pony and
exclaimed, "Aw, heck! Can't you translate that Latin without an answer book?"
Hink O'Niel : "Father, I'd like to have another room."
Fr. Hannon : "No, no, all…
ALL AGES, COUNTRIES, AND RACES
THE WORLD'S FIRST AND FOREMOST
Who Has Witnessed
Each and Every
CAIN'S ALL-STARS vs. ABEL'S TORNADOES
THE THORNS vs. R. I. INDEPENDENTS
Van Albert, Holland.
Mutt, New York.
Honey Boy Evans, Indiana.
Jimmy Wilde, England,
Napoleon I, France.
We went to DeWitt a hundred strong.
To make it interesting we took plenty of jack along ;
We offered the lucre all down the line,
Then we argued and pleaded, but didn't get a dime.
The game started slow with not a score for either…
Rippling Rhymes by H. B.
He sat in the shade of the palm of his hand and
slowly dotted his eyes ; then he cut from his trunk with
his shoulder blades, a limb, with a great many sighs.
He took from the limb a full grown calf, and fed it on
Things We Want to Do, Try to Do, But Can't Get By With
Get some real jokes for this department. Get a general average of 99.99 ;
Be in to class on time ; Eat all the spuds ;
Talk in class-room and study-hall ; Sleep over mornings ;
Get by in class…