2—Biology class dismissed on account of
cold. The ground hog contracted chilblains while making weather observations.
5—One of the nobility on Wisdom Row was
seen with a mysterious box under his
arm. An inspection revealed fruit
cake and other…
8—An Alumnus, Rev. Thos. Lawlor, celebrates his first mass this morning.
9—Those who slept over this morning retreated to the infirmary with various
ailments. Hurry call sent in for more
10—The scandal is out. We learned …
TO LATE TO CLASSIFY
TESTIMONIAL FROM FAMOUS
March 27, 1917.
Messrs. Garrity & Rohret,
After undergoing your special treatment
for six months, I entered the high jump contest at Saint Ambrose College,…
OFT IN THE STILLY NIGHT
lem Hogan recites this in his sleep—
'Tis midnight and the setting sun
Is rising in the wide, wide West;
The rapid rivers slowly run,
The frog is on his downy nest;
The pensive goat and sportive cow
Hilarious hop from bough…
SUMMARY OF UNDER-SEA ACTIVITIES
Sub-marine activities commenced on Lake
LeClaire, January—but to date the casualties have been very small. A war-zone was
declared twenty feet south of the north coast
and a warning was sent out that all…
LOST—Two weeks' pie on that darned ball
game.—T. L. Wolfe.
WANTED—Position as piano player. Willing to travel.—J. J. Morrin.
$50 REWARD for the capture of Louie
Mack's ukelele, dead or alive.—3d. floor
In order for the public to judge properly
the character of any student of our institution, a meeting was called by our famous
agitator, "Bull" Jaeger, to determine who
should be on this roll. If the result does not
please you, do not…
Wendeline Miller came back to demand the
rest of his education. Won't someone please
give it to him.
It is a wise student that knows his own
If silence is golden, when will Frank Mc-
Givern be worth thirty cents ?
WANTED—Position. I am a regular guy.
I wear a belt; wear garters, carry a handkerchief and everything. Have seen a lot
of the world, as I live in Rock Island. The
boys call me a ras-cal, but I am a regular
down-town slicker, that's what I am. I…
National Song—Hi le Hi lo.
Members—Wagner, Bissen, Jaeger,
Rempe, Ott, Biddy Dixon, Nieters.
Pass Word—Brian Boru.