10—Tub and Happy try conclusions on the fourth floor; Happy seen
smiling after the result.
11—General Kelley and a band of warriors terrorize St. Ambrose students in a morning raid.
13—Neuzil earns a nickel in the…
Prof.: "Explain the Philosophy of
Van Waus: "I Kant!"
Prof.: "Yes, Immanuel Kant."
Van Waus: "I Kant."
Fr. Takkenburg: "I want five
good looking men to come with me
to the roof and help me build my
station. Who will…
Several citizens visited friends in
the Latin Study Hall lately and
stayed a few weeks and then went
back tired but happy.
The sewing circle held its meeting
in "Mrs." Roling's home last evening.
Will some brother kindly…
WANTED: To know who has my
book containing valuable letters.—
WANTED: A large domesticated
bull dog with good open countenance and a fine physique.—Rosenthal.
WANTED: To know why Holtz is
"BROTHER BILL AND THE COW."
Nig Leo Baxter
Johnie Spivens Jos. Hanley
Prefect B. B. Meyers
Time: Last March.
Scene: "Aggie's" Study Hall.
Nig (entering with telegram):
"Say, is there anyone here by the
name of J.…
Scene: Master of Discipline's Office.
Time: October 6, 12:48 P. M.
Master of Discipline (seated at his
office desk): Let's review last
Wednesday's account, and compare it with the present time. Ah,
I find another record has been
At Table—"I Wanta Spoon."
At Exams—"Poney Boy."
Your Laundry on Sat.—"That Mysterious Rag."
On the Carpet—"I'm Ready to Quit
and Be Good Now."
Kidney: "What's the difference between George Potters and an…