At Table—"I Wanta Spoon."
At Exams—"Poney Boy."
Your Laundry on Sat.—"That Mysterious Rag."
On the Carpet—"I'm Ready to Quit
and Be Good Now."
Kidney: "What's the difference between George Potters and an…
RUNNING THE AMBROSIAN.
"Where's the chief of this annual?"
"He is down town on business for
"Where is his assistant?"
He has class now, and after that
he has work to do in the pressing
room and can not be…
FROM THE COLLEGE BULLETIN
OF NOVEMBER 16.
As Mr. Hynes was coming from the
fourth floor last night, he saw Leo
Roling on the floor. Thinking that
he might be seriously injured, he at
once dispatched Officer Murphy to the
doctor's office on…
ALL AMERICAN EATING TEAM,
Picked by us.
Leo Kerrigan Head
Lugitti Side Head
Neuzil Side Head
Van Waus End
Kerrigan—He makes a specialty of
anything, and eats like a whale;
never misses a practice. Likes the
game so well that he…
THE AMERICAN THEATRE.
On Tuesday evening, October fourteenth, a little agitation took place in
that good old basement hall, known
as the College Smoker. The trifling
discussion aroused the innermost
ambition of these assiduous disciples
Some say that a philosopher is a
lover of wisdom, but in the language
at St. Ambrose he is one who goes
around looking wise and appearing
to be in a most sublime state of mind.
He usually talks in such an exalted
manner that the…
of a Stetson (fifty center). We discovered him the first morning of our
Junior year. To the frequent glances
of curiosity he responded with just
He nearly bowed the good Juniors
over by making a perfect recitation
the first morning…
AS WE SEE THEM.
We are the only class in St. Ambrose that can boast of a class physician. Rosy has held this responsible
position for the past two years. We
induced him to inter our fold the first
morning of our Freshman year. …
aforesaid, comes up, it will ever be
found on the side of the Weak, fighting the tyranny of the Strong.
The "Phil" advises the removal of
the trees from the hill because smoking is done around them. Great
heavens! has it come to this? Are