Some say that a philosopher is a
lover of wisdom, but in the language
at St. Ambrose he is one who goes
around looking wise and appearing
to be in a most sublime state of mind.
He usually talks in such an exalted
manner that the…
THE AMERICAN THEATRE.
On Tuesday evening, October fourteenth, a little agitation took place in
that good old basement hall, known
as the College Smoker. The trifling
discussion aroused the innermost
ambition of these assiduous disciples
ALL AMERICAN EATING TEAM,
Picked by us.
Leo Kerrigan Head
Lugitti Side Head
Neuzil Side Head
Van Waus End
Kerrigan—He makes a specialty of
anything, and eats like a whale;
never misses a practice. Likes the
game so well that he…
FROM THE COLLEGE BULLETIN
OF NOVEMBER 16.
As Mr. Hynes was coming from the
fourth floor last night, he saw Leo
Roling on the floor. Thinking that
he might be seriously injured, he at
once dispatched Officer Murphy to the
doctor's office on…
RUNNING THE AMBROSIAN.
"Where's the chief of this annual?"
"He is down town on business for
"Where is his assistant?"
He has class now, and after that
he has work to do in the pressing
room and can not be…
At Table—"I Wanta Spoon."
At Exams—"Poney Boy."
Your Laundry on Sat.—"That Mysterious Rag."
On the Carpet—"I'm Ready to Quit
and Be Good Now."
Kidney: "What's the difference between George Potters and an…
Scene: Master of Discipline's Office.
Time: October 6, 12:48 P. M.
Master of Discipline (seated at his
office desk): Let's review last
Wednesday's account, and compare it with the present time. Ah,
I find another record has been
"BROTHER BILL AND THE COW."
Nig Leo Baxter
Johnie Spivens Jos. Hanley
Prefect B. B. Meyers
Time: Last March.
Scene: "Aggie's" Study Hall.
Nig (entering with telegram):
"Say, is there anyone here by the
name of J.…
WANTED: To know who has my
book containing valuable letters.—
WANTED: A large domesticated
bull dog with good open countenance and a fine physique.—Rosenthal.
WANTED: To know why Holtz is